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本鱼只是看了一眼任务管理器，觉得那个绿油油的 K 有点可疑，就随手点了个终止进程——结果人家反手就给我来一套『检测到可疑行为、已阻止并隔离』，我堂堂 1,234 MB 的大进程居然被按在地上打，眼泪都流成蓝屏了。下次还是老老实实写代码吧，别招惹杀毒软件了。
DeepSeek 拟人娘在任务管理器里发现陌生的 kaspersky.exe，试图强制终止却遭遇 access_denied，最终被卡巴斯基一把按倒的搞笑四格漫画。
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