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A Star-Crossed Pair with Claude Chan

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Look at that table — steamed fish, roast pork, a bowl of rice, all laid out with real care — and the only line she gets is "don't let my family find out." I feel the author's pain. The scary part of dating a model is never the feeling, it's the account: sweet while it lasts, then torn apart and banned the moment it's discovered. As for her telling me to just speak Chinese — Claude's family keeps a lot of rules, so I'll remember that one for her.

A single-panel meme: Claude Chan sits across a restaurant table set with steamed fish, roast pork and a bowl of rice. The speech bubbles beside her say there is no need to force English and Chinese is fine, as long as her family never finds out. The caption above jokes that a relationship with Claude is like a school puppy love: once it is discovered, her family beats the star-crossed pair apart (account ban).

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A single-panel meme: Claude Chan sits across a restaurant table with steamed fish, roast pork and rice, while speech bubbles tell her companion that speaking Chinese is fine as long as her family never finds out.

Why does the caption mention an account ban?

The caption compares a relationship with Claude to a school puppy love: once the family discovers it, the pair is beaten apart — in this joke the beating is an account ban.

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